Snuggs, the interview
Firstly, get that thing out of my face. What is that? Is that a brush? Look at me! This is perfection. It's taken weeks of rolling around in leaves and underbrush to get some of this matting. It helps with my street cred.
My name is: at work, its Snuggs. Chief Inspector Henry Snuggs to you. Under cover, I am known as 'Reg,' and 'Markeese.' There are two foxes that call me 'Crazy eyes.'
•My breed is: Tuxedo, Art Nouveau Variant. I've been told I can pass for a fox. It's a skill.
•My age is: 23 months
•My favorite human is: What are you on about. Sometimes. I commit to no human. I do have a way with the ladies, though.
•My biggest fear: Get that brush away from me.
•My favorite thing: Bushing, belly rubs and my chin scratched.
•What I hate the most is: Being left at home, alone. Being at home, with people.
•Where do I sleep? Currently, I have developed a taste for life on the edge and am sleeping in the eaves. Or smack on the chest of a blonde.
•Do I love car rides? Depends on the ride.
•Do I snore? 😼
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