Snippet 1:

My elbow is twinging like I've just murdered a tennis balls. Chance would be a fine thing; this is down to reckless DIY and furniture shifting. 

I've managed to undo the detritus of not paying attention to what the designer was doing but now that I have two new archival collections coming online, I'm salty about my missing Hawaiian shirts. 

Snippet 2:

I'm not sure what one is supposed to wear identify a body, but I'm pretty sure my bathrobe isn't going to cut it. 


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